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How to prepare a kiwi by *SojiOkage:iconSojiOkage:

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Finally I finished something on my to do list. :boogie:

How to prepare a kiwi:
1. Get yourself a kiwi
2. Get a knife and a shaving razor
3. Kill the kiwi
4. Cut off the beak and the feet
5. Cut off the head and the leg stubs
6. Shave off the feathers
7. Slice off the top, you don't want to eat that part
8. Finish slicing up the body of the kiwi fruit
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Ok, I have to say I did not make up this set of image off the top of my head and I bet it has been done many times. When I went to NZ, [link] , there was this "How to prepare a kiwi" shirt that I was to cheap to buy, so I took a quick snap shot of it.
However, I modified the images and drew all what you see up above. ^^

The right Category?

Wacom Tablet> Photoshop> 1-2 hours.

Oh also I really like kiwi fruit, the bird is only ok on the liking scale. XD
Hope animal and or kiwi people don't get to offened. :XD:

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~Kokoro-ga-Itai Apr 12, 2007, 5:34:15 PM
XDDDDDDDDD Awesome! I've actually never seen that before...
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*chickensmoothie Apr 12, 2007, 5:35:37 PM
eheehe XD I live in NZ so I've seen that many times before but never so cute and nicely coloured as this! good job! :D
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~Kai-chama Apr 12, 2007, 5:36:27 PM
Okai, You just made my day. :''D

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=Fusion-Defiance Apr 12, 2007, 5:48:09 PM
that's pretty damn funny!

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=riingo Apr 12, 2007, 5:50:30 PM
haha that's ... clever xD you'd have to find a pretty small kiwi bird to make it convincing though, roflmao.

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~akane385 Apr 12, 2007, 6:05:31 PM
never let a child (you know what i mean) se this....i'd want to go find a kiwi lol

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~Ayan-kun Apr 12, 2007, 6:58:20 PM
Hehehehehe, cute. And tasty. Did you write up the instructions? I really like the leg stubs and stuff. XD

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~shiroimanjuu Apr 12, 2007, 7:16:10 PM
that's so cute, although it's kinda gross but cute^^

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Mood: Llama ~ZoOoMbIeZ Apr 12, 2007, 7:48:55 PM
O.O.... Dear god! I will never look at kiwis the same way again! Good jorb yo!

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