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How to prepare a kiwi by SojiOkage How to prepare a kiwi by SojiOkage
Finally I finished something on my to do list. :boogie:

How to prepare a kiwi:
1. Get yourself a kiwi
2. Get a knife and a shaving razor
3. Kill the kiwi
4. Cut off the beak and the feet
5. Cut off the head and the leg stubs
6. Shave off the feathers
7. Slice off the top, you don't want to eat that part
8. Finish slicing up the body of the kiwi fruit

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Ok, I have to say I did not make up this set of image off the top of my head and I bet it has been done many times. When I went to NZ, [link] , there was this "How to prepare a kiwi" shirt that I was to cheap to buy, so I took a quick snap shot of it.
However, I modified the images and drew all what you see up above. ^^

The right Category?

Wacom Tablet> Photoshop> 1-2 hours.

Oh also I really like kiwi fruit, the bird is only ok on the liking scale. XD
Hope animal and or kiwi people don't get to offened. :XD:
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:iconanonymouselements:
AnonymousElements Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
*cries* I'm never eating kiwis again
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:iconleecyishere:
Leecyishere Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2017  Hobbyist Filmographer
Funny but a bit sad :')
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:icontaccoturtle:
Taccoturtle Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2016  Student Traditional Artist
I'm crying internally now
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:iconsandstorm343679:
sandstorm343679 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015
Nooooooo! Kiwi!!!!
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:iconxthegooddieyoungx:
xTheGoodDieYoungx Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Student Writer
Accurate.
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:icond-omii:
D-omii Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
accurate
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:iconemiluke:
Emiluke Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2014
jajajaja wut!?
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:iconsmithjones2499:
smithjones2499 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014
wtf wryyy plz - animation you know what :rainbowllamaride:  ima ride a camel 
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:iconvoorhees657:
Voorhees657 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Student General Artist
:(
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:iconbrokenbrookiecookie:
BrokenBrookieCookie Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
This is too cute and funny. xD
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:iconchaoticadopts:
ChaoticAdopts Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Oh.
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:icontimecapsulestudios:
TimeCapsuleStudios Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
O_o
ima try it nao
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:icon0lightwizard0:
0LightWizard0 Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
OMG!
Poor kiwi
pacman
 
....Hmm, tastes good!
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:iconinvadermia02:
InvaderMIA02 Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
seems legit
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:iconordam19:
Ordam19 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
They should rename kiwis! The bird. They should name them Ateilis! They could become extinct!
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:iconordam19:
Ordam19 Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Pretty creative, but I LOVE birds! The Bird club won't be happy if they see this.
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:icontomradem:
TomradeM Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
perfect!
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:iconpenndragonbazaar:
PenndragonBazaar Featured By Owner May 19, 2013   Artisan Crafter
80 XD it al makes sense!!!
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:iconrikarandomly:
RikaRandomly Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Seeeeemmmms legitimate enough
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:iconkenzija:
kenzija Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Kiwi nooo! D: ...lol though. I saw what you did there! XD
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:iconaudrieawhite:
AudrieaWhite Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Lol! nice play on words my friend :)
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:iconsugarlikecandy:
SugarLikeCandy Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2012  Student Digital Artist
:|
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:iconizzydoesart:
IzzyDoesArt Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
hmmm..
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:iconjordanb12:
jordanb12 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Quick! Sombody call peta! XD
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:iconmaylilyx:
Maylilyx Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2013
...but PETA kills most of it's animals it's trying to "save" anyways......
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:iconjordanb12:
jordanb12 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
D: oh god no
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:icondesmondekapi:
DesmondeKapi Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Oh my.. XD

Lol If kiwis were sweet like that they would be extinct or end up being domesticated like chickens
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:iconcourtney83:
Courtney83 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2012
poor wittle kiwi [link]
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:iconsaraneth-the-binder:
Saraneth-the-Binder Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012  Student Artisan Crafter
:nuu:
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:iconcalvincooledge:
calvincooledge Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
hahahahaha.....................hahahhahahaha
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:iconzurthuryx:
Zurthuryx Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2012  Professional Writer
Really neat concept.
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:icongirgirl24601:
GirGirl24601 Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
aww.
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:iconspazzincat:
SpazzinCat Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hmmm... makes me wonder what an actual kiwi bird tastes like...
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:iconsheppins:
Sheppins Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Fastinating…

:iconchallengeacceptedplz:
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:iconmondoart:
MondoArt Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
awesome! :D
even though I'm an animal lover I can still think of this as entertaining :)
i guess in here its not a bird but a fruit :p
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:iconaymeezus:
aymeezus Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Kiwi birds are a highly endangered species.....Great, that's one kiwi bird closer to extinction.
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:icontigerfelix:
Tigerfelix Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
T^T poor kiwi but nioce idea ;3
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:iconhardstyledragon:
HardstyleDragon Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012
when i was young (and obivosly stupid) i seriosly thought that was how a kiwi was done lol

Cool pick, just dont cut up animals like that :D
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Inconclusion Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012  Hobbyist
I though babies just magically appeared in the mothers stomach after reaching a certain age, then I was like, I don't wanna be a woman when I grow up D:
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TheRustyRobot Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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ekows Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
ohh u liked my country? thats good hehe im not offened and my from new zealand XD
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:iconsojiokage:
SojiOkage Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2012
(Super late reply, I been gone for the last 91 weeks.)

I love NZ! I wish I could live there.
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:iconekows:
ekows Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
haha thats like the lastest reply i ever had XD alguds!
hehe nz is peaceful country ;)
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sunnyballoonface Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
O_O I was shocked on how the bird turned into the fruit but I like this.
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:iconfinding-equilibrium:
finding-equilibrium Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconcryingplz: WHY YOU KILL KIWI???

good iron, though.
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:iconsasona:
Sasona Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2011
HAHAHA awesome! XD
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:iconmitsukumuro:
Mitsukumuro Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2011
XD made me smile but SADFACE!?. but lol
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:iconejsaints:
Ejsaints Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2011  Student Photographer
LOL !!!! sooo funny ;)
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IMPHeavyArtillary Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
LOL!
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:iconkiresg:
Kiresg Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2011   Writer
Hilarious.
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